Dear Volvo XC70 Heater Hoses. I just wanted to say Thank You. You were apparently a pair of perfectly working Volvo XC70 heater hoses, despite the service manager at Rusnak Volvo telling us you were worthless and leaking. Thank you for being such hard-working Volvo XC70 heater hoses, and I am so sorry I had Independent yank you out and replaced. Rusnak said you were causing the coolant leak in my car, but they were wrong. You are now gone <sigh>, but the leak is still here. I miss you! Because you deserve a better ending than just being tossed in the trash, I decided to immortalize you and make you into a shiny piece of Golden Art.
With Love, Freya.
RusmackedVolvo 
Haha I like this one Freya – good on you!
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